This morning Your JoeDog received a form. Exciting! … wait a second. That’s not exciting. That’s more work!

Indeed.

He had to fill it out and deliver it within Large Corporate Bureaucracy. There were two different delivery options:

1. Interoffice messenger
2. Fax machine (they still exist for some reason)

The fax option contained these special instructions:

If sending via fax, do not send original. Retain a copy of the completed form for your records.